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16. I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered 17. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? So-fish-ticated.

18. I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta-sea.

19. I told your mother she drew on her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

20. My son asked me to put his shoes on, but I don’t think they’ll fit me.

21. I’ve got a great joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.

22. Sore throats are a pain in the neck.

23. I made a pencil with two erasers – it was pointless.

24. Did you know the Pope’s favourite scent is Pope-pourri?...