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Cheesy Pick Up Lines Cheesy pick up lines have a tremendous effectivity on both girls and boys either on romantics dating or catching someone you like or love off guard, these cheesy pick up lines are greater to build a perfect humorous situation or may be to break the silence. At any rate, cheesy pick up lines should always be used only on the people you know because most of they are formulated as a joke. Otherwise, you may have sometimes high risk using them on strange people !

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Best cheesy pick up lines Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute I think I was blind before I met you Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night. Hi i’m a thief and i’m here to steal your heart ! Do you work at McDonalds? Cause I want u to be in my happy-meal! Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns. Stand still so I can pick you up! Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven? Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy! If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot. Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes. Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

I’m single and desolate. Can you help me? Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you’re hot! That dress would look great on my bedroom floor! Theres a party in my pants and your invited. You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday. Are you looking for a shallow relationship? I want you almost as much as I want world peace. Your lips look lonely.. Would they like to meet mine ? If you were a poker game I’d be all in. Hi, I am Batman. Do you wanna see my bet mobile ? Damn sugar, slow down.. I am diabetic. Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type. Did you escape from the zoo ? Because you bring out the animal in me (Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that. You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves ! What time do you have to be back in heaven? When God made you, he was showing off. When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey. So what haven’t you been told tonight? So, you must be the reason men fall in love. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together? You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? Are you a bee? If so, can you be my honey? Hey! You look like someone I know! My next girlfriend/boyfriend! I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus! Do you have the time? The time to write down my number ?! Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you? If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

I lost my teddy bear… Will you sleep with me? Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? Can I tie your shoe? Because I can’t have you fall for anyone else. Do you have a name or can I call you mine? I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number? Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them? Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces. A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die” If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending. There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off! I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout? I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be loving it. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back. If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. Oh Really. What is that? Its just that…your numbers not in it. You’re so pretty you made me forget my pick up line. Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation? If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents. Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.

I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me! You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection! Your eyes are like a sunset, They’re Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! Are you a light switch? Cause you turn me on! It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! People call me William, but you can call me Tonight! Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us? I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity. You know, beautiful is my favorite color. That’s not a color. Its the color of your eyes. If I had to rate you out of 10 I’d rate you a 9… because I am the one that you are missing! There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me. Wanna get some coffee, Because I like you a Latte It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle. I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you from you. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are! Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet. Summer’s over, because you’re about to fall for me. I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look? You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business. Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house? I’ve had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day? I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman! Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world? I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea! I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right. If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous. Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart? Heaven’s missing an Angel. I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes/lips. You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat. How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place? I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes. They say not to judge a book by it’s cover but I don’t even know you and I’m checking you out. Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple! Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes. You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother. Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight? Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you! When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar. You look beautiful today, just like every other day. You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you. Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots. Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy? Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart. Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it! On The Phone “Hold on” You Say: “Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.” Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me. Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] Cause baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart. Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date? If you were a steak you would be well done. I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world. If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox. Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. You’re hotter than donut grease. See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart. I don’t know how I’ll ever get to class on time when it’s so easy to get lost in your eyes. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is… Looks like you dropped something , My jaw! I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good! You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice! If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak. If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together. I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel now! We’re like Little Ceasar’s, we’re Hot and ready! Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you! I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you! Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutie Pie like you! There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are. If you were a library book, I would check you out. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you? I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name. If I followed you home, would you keep me? Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re mm mm good! I won’t give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink. Wanna ring in the new year with a bang? I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you. Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to? Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle! I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you! Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part? Do you have any sunscreen? Cause you are burning me up! If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would chose winning the lottery. But it would be close. Real close. Here is the key to my house, my car and my heart. I don’t know you, but I think I love you already. This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine. Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes! I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”. You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces. Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature. You are a 9. You’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me. I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smoking ! You’re really hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge. Come live in my heart, and pay no rent. Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire. Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart! Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror) You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. Are you a tamale? Cause you’re hot. You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good? There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on! Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you? If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat. Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water! I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. You should be someone’s wife. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad. You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not. You better call Life Alert, cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up. If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once! You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications. You are the reason men fall in love. I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle! Wow! Are those real or Am I stunning ? What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good. I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out? You know, it’d be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up. I didn’t know angels were allowed on campus. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re the bomb. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad. Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you’re America’s Finest What do you and the weather have in common? You’re both Hot! Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight! Hi, I’m Mr. Right–I heard you were looking for me. Is your dad a jewel thief? because you’re a real jem. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true. Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over. I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet. I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart. Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away. Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number. Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true! So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over? Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous! Is it hot in here or is it just you? I sneezed because God blessed me with you. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away! I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue? I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it. I could use some spare change and you’re a dime. I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are. A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars. Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me. If you were a laser you would be set on stunning. Hey, I didn’t know angels flew so low. I didn’t believed in heaven, until I saw you. I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year’s Eve) Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; You got a little beautiful on your face. Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me. Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it’s just my heart pounding! Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life. Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get. Wanna play Words With Friends With Benefits? All those curves, and me with no brakes! Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kicking! If you were a booger I would pick you first. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Were do you hide your wings? Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cause baby your making me HOT! Read also: Creepy Pick Up Lines Nerdy Pick Up Lines

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