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VERY FUNNY COPYPASTA I FOUND, I JUST WANT TO DOWNLOAD A FILE WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DO THIS?!?!?!?...

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I assassinated John F. Kennedy and pinned it on Lee Harvey Oswald I assassinated John F. Kennedy and pinned it on Lee Harvey Oswald. The inconsistency within the shot areas and the fire rate of Lee's rifle are due to Lee having a different rifle than me. The FBI has kept information under wraps because they know it wasn't Lee, but they don't know who it was, and they believe that chaos could ensue if the American public knew that a president was assassinated and the assassin has gone unpunished. I tell you this because I know you will not believe me. You may be wondering why I've waited so long to confess. The truth is I've confessed because I fully intend to assassinate the current president of the united states of America, Joe Biden. I can't reveal too much information as it could lead to heightened security, making it much more challenging to complete. Just remember this post when the nation mourns....