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Kumpulan Humor Indonesia www.ketawa.com Kumpulan 200 Humor Terbaik Edisi ke 1 1 www.ketawa.com www.jokelo.com Prakata Buku ini merupakan kumpulan 200 humor terbaik yang diambil dari website ketawa.com, yang diurutkan berdasarkan rating yang dikirimkan oleh pengunjung. Diharapkan buku ini dapat berma...

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Kumpulan Humor Indonesia

www.ketawa.com

Kumpulan 200 Humor Terbaik

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Prakata Buku ini merupakan kumpulan 200 humor terbaik yang diambil dari website ketawa.com, yang diurutkan berdasarkan rating yang dikirimkan oleh pengunjung. Diharapkan buku ini dapat bermanfaat terutama bagi pembaca yang tidak bisa mengakses website ketawa.com, agar tetap bisa terhibur dengan membaca buku ini. Dasar yang menjadi filosofi pembuatan website ketawa.com adalah ‘menghibur orang lain adalah salah satu bentuk dari ibadah’. Untuk itu diharapkan agar buku kumpulan humor ini dapat dikopi, dibagikan dan diteruskan kepada teman, kerabat, atau orang lain sebagai bentuk pelayanan Anda kepada sesama, agar dapat menghibur dan mengurangi stress di masa persaingan ketat yang membuat banyak orang semakin tertekan. Jangan lupa untuk mengirimkan humor-humor lucu Anda melalui email ke [email protected] (Bahasa Indonesia/Bahasa Daerah) atau [email protected] (Bahasa Inggris). Humor yang lucu dan orisinal (belum pernah tayang) akan ditampilkan di website ketawa.com atau jokelo.com. Salam Ketawa, Webmaster

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Daftar Isi Prakata ............................................................................................................................................. 1 Daftar Isi.......................................................................................................................................... 2 Bahaya Kondom Berasa .................................................................................................................. 8 Tiga Pilot Terdampat Disuruh Cari Tiga Buah ............................................................................... 9 Cewek Telanjang Naik Taksi ........................................................................................................ 10 Drama Malam Pertama.................................................................................................................. 11 AKU (Chairil Anwar Junior)......................................................................................................... 12 Cowok lagi Kesel Banget .............................................................................................................. 13 Layanan Pijat Plus-Plus................................................................................................................. 14 Cirine wong seko entute ................................................................................................................ 15 Malam Pertama Anton................................................................................................................... 17 Menjaga Keperawanan dengan Jarum Pentul................................................................................ 19 Menawari Uang Untuk Bisa Berhubungan Seks ........................................................................... 20 Malam Pertama Ibarat Penjahat dan Penjara................................................................................. 21 Menilai Sekretaris dan Atasannya ................................................................................................. 22 Mencelupkan Jari ke 'Kolam' Istri ................................................................................................. 24 Giliran Inem Dong......................................................................................................................... 25 Lelaki Bangsat............................................................................................................................... 26 Bercak Merah Sehabis Bercinta .................................................................................................... 28 Puisi Suami yang Minta Ijin Poligami........................................................................................... 29 Beda Merokok dan Dirokok .......................................................................................................... 30 Rumus Matematika di Buku Pak Guru.......................................................................................... 31 Salah Pengertian di Malam Pertama.............................................................................................. 32 Celana Dalam Siapa ...................................................................................................................... 33 Rasa Sperma .................................................................................................................................. 34 Berhubungan Intim Pada Hari Tertentu Saja................................................................................. 35 Diperkosa Kemarin Malam ........................................................................................................... 36 Nasihat Ibu Agar Keluarga Tidak Dipermalukan.......................................................................... 37 WTS Pakai Petasan ....................................................................................................................... 38 Kalau Main Dokter-Dokteran Jangan di Ruang Tamu .................................................................. 39 Salah Kirim Email ......................................................................................................................... 40 Kehebatan Bercinta Kakek Nenek................................................................................................. 41

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Manusia Bang Sat.......................................................................................................................... 42 Jenis-Jenis Payudara Wanita Berdasarkan Umur .......................................................................... 44 Kondom Lokal............................................................................................................................... 45 Masih Perawan di Malam Pertama................................................................................................ 46 Cewek Era Komputerisasi ............................................................................................................. 47 Alat Kelamin Bercak Merah-Merah .............................................................................................. 48 7 Malam 7 Detik............................................................................................................................ 49 Tinjauan Psikologis Pemasang Foto Di Friendster........................................................................ 50 Ahli plesetan.................................................................................................................................. 52 Jenis dan Macam-Macam Jomblo ................................................................................................. 54 Anak Hamil Padahal Pakai Kerudung........................................................................................... 56 Istilah Komputer Orang Malaysia ................................................................................................. 57 Kehebatan Ranjang dengan Teriak Paling Lama .......................................................................... 58 Para Ahli Menemukan Bahaya Nasi Beras ................................................................................... 59 Praktek Jurus Merayu Cewek Dari Email ..................................................................................... 61 Menyerahkan Tempat Duduk ke Cewek ....................................................................................... 62 Istri Programmer............................................................................................................................ 63 Dinamit Malam Pertama................................................................................................................ 64 Pertanyaan Wawancara Kerja: Apa yang Paling Cepat................................................................. 65 Jika Bill Gates Jadi Menristek Indonesia ...................................................................................... 66 Penyakit Karena Jatuh Cinta ......................................................................................................... 68 Petikan Teka-teki........................................................................................................................... 69 Sulit Punya Anak Memakai Donor Sperma .................................................................................. 71 Jangan ditinggal, aku mau ikut...................................................................................................... 72 Mengapa Bayi Menangis............................................................................................................... 74 Lagi Main Kuda-Kudaan............................................................................................................... 75 Menghangatkan Makan Malam..................................................................................................... 76 Cerita 17 tahunan Teka-teki si Coy ............................................................................................... 77 Homo di Akhirat............................................................................................................................ 78 Humor Daerah Sumatra................................................................................................................. 79 Surat Cinta Seorang Hacker .......................................................................................................... 81 Penjual Tahu dan Penjual Tempe .................................................................................................. 82 Logika Suami dalam Sidang Perceraian Menentukan Hak Asuh Anak ........................................ 83 Remote Control ............................................................................................................................. 84

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Membantu Orang Buntung Kencing ............................................................................................. 85 Survey Wanita Indonesia dan Celana Dalam ................................................................................ 86 Lebah dan Madu ............................................................................................................................ 87 Adu Kuat Tentara Amerika, Inggris, Arab dan Indonesia............................................................. 88 Perlombaan Yang Gagal................................................................................................................ 89 Internet Masuk Desa...................................................................................................................... 90 Seks Dalam Istilah Komputer........................................................................................................ 91 Menemukan Kondom di Asrama Wanita ...................................................................................... 92 Cara dan Style Cari Kenalan di Friendster .................................................................................... 93 Perbedaan Yoi, Ya dan Ya Begitulah............................................................................................ 96 Salah celup .................................................................................................................................... 97 Untung Ora Nganggo Kathok........................................................................................................ 98 Terkena Penaykit Cina .................................................................................................................. 99 Ciri-Ciri Netter Sejati .................................................................................................................. 100 Anu Dikasih Tinta Pemilu ........................................................................................................... 101 Bogel ........................................................................................................................................... 102 Dokter Cabul ............................................................................................................................... 103 10 Tanda Friendster sudah Merasuki Jiwa Anda......................................................................... 104 Hubungan Flu Burung atau Avian Influenza dan PSK................................................................ 105 Homo menyatakan cinta. ............................................................................................................. 106 Suami Bertato .............................................................................................................................. 107 Turis yang "sarangnya" diobrak-abrik......................................................................................... 108 Kiasah Pengemis dan Pelajar Universiti...................................................................................... 109 Menahan Nafsu Supaya Cepat Kaya ........................................................................................... 110 Setan masuk neraka ..................................................................................................................... 111 Beda ASI dan Susu Kaleng ......................................................................................................... 112 Partai Jomblo Indonesia .............................................................................................................. 113 Adegan Perselingkuhan ............................................................................................................... 115 Lampu koq diemut....................................................................................................................... 116 Maling Hayam Jeung Panganten ................................................................................................. 117 Nama-nama Orang Jepang dan Jenis Pekerjaannya. ................................................................... 118 Desi Ratnasari Difoto Saat Mandi............................................................................................... 119 Gigi Suamiku............................................................................................................................... 120 Surat dari Teman Terbaik............................................................................................................ 121

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Kalah Ukuran .............................................................................................................................. 122 Kelangan Anak Mergo Nganggo Kontrasepsi............................................................................. 123 Suatu saat di dunia akhirat........................................................................................................... 124 Jangan Memberi Nama Anak Sembarangan ............................................................................... 125 Haji Dan Beo Porno .................................................................................................................... 126 Tanda Tangan Teks Proklamasi .................................................................................................. 127 Pusat Hiburan .............................................................................................................................. 128 Zaman Berkembar ....................................................................................................................... 129 Ujian Untuk Tiga Setan yang Diampuni ..................................................................................... 130 Chatting Dengan Aa Soal Poligami............................................................................................. 131 Kode Mengetik ............................................................................................................................ 135 Mimiti Masantren ........................................................................................................................ 136 Belajar Menghitung Persamaan................................................................................................... 137 Orang Botak Pakai Ini ................................................................................................................. 138 Kisah Malam Pertama ................................................................................................................. 139 Membahas yang Barusan Digilir Tadi Malam ............................................................................ 140 Ujian Pangeran yang Mencari Permaisuri ................................................................................... 141 Yang Tidak Sopan Siapa ............................................................................................................. 142 Beda mulut atas dan mulut bawah............................................................................................... 143 Burung Niup Balon ..................................................................................................................... 144 Catch me if you can..................................................................................................................... 145 Cara Cowok Menghadapi Cewek Menangis ............................................................................... 147 Buka Tutup Istri Mau Melahirkan............................................................................................... 148 Gara-Gara Viagra ........................................................................................................................ 149 Screen Saver Untuk Bill Gates .................................................................................................... 150 Baku Piara ................................................................................................................................... 151 Kopi Torabika.............................................................................................................................. 152 Dioperasi Daging Hasil Penyunatan............................................................................................ 153 Kisah Kasih Suami Pada Isteri .................................................................................................... 154 Loghat mana lebih munasabah? .................................................................................................. 155 Buka Baju dan Celana ................................................................................................................. 156 Horas Bah !.................................................................................................................................. 157 Lelaki Dilihat dari Cara 'Pipis'..................................................................................................... 158 Kenapa Gajah Kalah Oleh Semut................................................................................................ 161

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Partai Baru yang Gagal Ikut Dalam Pemilu 2004 ....................................................................... 162 Isteriku Liza................................................................................................................................. 163 Kisah Tiga Anak Dara ................................................................................................................. 165 Kayak Emak Sama Oom Badrun Dulu........................................................................................ 166 Ciri-Ciri Burung yang Baik ......................................................................................................... 167 Komputer Kedokteran yang Canggih.......................................................................................... 168 Kemajuan Indonesia di bidang...